Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Several years ago, when Hugh Grant got caught boffing the hooker while dating the gorgeous Elizabeth Hurley, the world was aghast.

This summer, however, there seems to be an epidemic of British cads doing it with frighteningly beneath their station women.

I will admit that Jude Law, while gorgeous and quite a good actor, especially in A.I., had never seemed like that much of a sex symbol to me - he was just a bit too pretty. So the fact that he shagged the Nanny, as well as many others in the past suddenly made him get that "bad boy" appeal.

But this Steve Coogan and Courtney Love thing has really got me off my nut. I still found him appealing, even after the coke-fueled lap-dance-binge that triggered his divorce. But Courtney Love? I suppose if you are a drug addict and a sex fiend, Courtney Love is the holy grail of gets.

Steve Coogan was the one of these 3 I liked the most. Hugh Grant is cute, but he has those little boy nipples that trouble me. See above for Jude Law. But Steve Coogan seemed smart and funny and a good time. Now I might be a little afraid of him.

Somewhere, Pat O'Brien is saying "Even I never impregnated Courtney Love!"











My Ballot Box


Where would you rather put your todger?


Divine Brown

"The nanny"

Courtney Love

I'd rather wank, thanks the same.




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